Bugmonmegban is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, staggering frog.

Bugmonmegban created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugmonmegban, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bugmonmegban, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bugmonmegban's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bugmonmegban's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Put Bugmonmegban first in all things.

4. Never laugh near mice.

5. Never play with disobedient children.