Kemsogcit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane shark.

Kemsogcit created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemsogcit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kemsogcit, she will cry a lot.

Kemsogcit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kemsogcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tapirs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kemsogcit.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Fast once a month.