Benhenfod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous spider.

Benhenfod created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benhenfod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Benhenfod, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Benhenfod's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Benhenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. You must love Benhenfod.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not stand on grass.