Rathonnab Sidpagvedmatbestkaddut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, clever crocodile.

Rathonnab Sidpagvedmatbestkaddut created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Rathonnab Sidpagvedmatbestkaddut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rathonnab Sidpagvedmatbestkaddut, he will curse you with boils.

Rathonnab Sidpagvedmatbestkaddut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Rathonnab Sidpagvedmatbestkaddut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never paint your legs cyan.