Nillkaddun is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil ant.

Nillkaddun created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillkaddun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nillkaddun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nillkaddun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nillkaddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to snakes while wearing black jumpers.

2. Hide if five birds approach from the east.

3. You must love Nillkaddun.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.