Tunvonkban is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, grumpy frog.

Tunvonkban created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Tunvonkban, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tunvonkban, she will not care at all.

Tunvonkban's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tunvonkban's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never wear yellow coats.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.