Liknurfon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty chinchilla.

Liknurfon created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Liknurfon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Liknurfon, she will not invite you to parties.

Liknurfon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Liknurfon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five monkeys approach from the east.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.