Hitruttdud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful dugong.

Hitruttdud created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitruttdud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hitruttdud, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hitruttdud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hitruttdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not cook food in pots.