Rutranbanbissnibmigditmut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful goose.

Rutranbanbissnibmigditmut created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutranbanbissnibmigditmut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rutranbanbissnibmigditmut, he will be very unhappy.

Rutranbanbissnibmigditmut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rutranbanbissnibmigditmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve skirts.

2. Put Rutranbanbissnibmigditmut first in all things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rutranbanbissnibmigditmut.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not eat grapes.