Cadhommot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing finch.

Cadhommot created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadhommot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cadhommot, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cadhommot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cadhommot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cadhommot.

3. Run away from pink eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.