Badrillbutnurltail is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited gnu.

Badrillbutnurltail created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Badrillbutnurltail, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Badrillbutnurltail, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Badrillbutnurltail's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Badrillbutnurltail's Holy Commandments

1. Badrillbutnurltail loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never think about gravity.