Bunsagmit Fagdogwad Dunbincid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited alligator.

Bunsagmit Fagdogwad Dunbincid created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunsagmit Fagdogwad Dunbincid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bunsagmit Fagdogwad Dunbincid, he will turn you into a dog.

Bunsagmit Fagdogwad Dunbincid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bunsagmit Fagdogwad Dunbincid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Always obey Bunsagmit Fagdogwad Dunbincid's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about nebulae.