Lunjinkom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, generous shrew.

Lunjinkom created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunjinkom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lunjinkom, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lunjinkom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lunjinkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Always help tortoises.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about moons.