Cenkamkancebgummifkammut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing cow.

Cenkamkancebgummifkammut created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenkamkancebgummifkammut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cenkamkancebgummifkammut, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cenkamkancebgummifkammut's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cenkamkancebgummifkammut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Do not listen to music.