Hinzimart Ingxintapwontar is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless newt.

Hinzimart Ingxintapwontar created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinzimart Ingxintapwontar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hinzimart Ingxintapwontar, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hinzimart Ingxintapwontar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hinzimart Ingxintapwontar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Hinzimart Ingxintapwontar on top of all buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.