Motrakdum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise tortoise.

Motrakdum created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motrakdum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Motrakdum, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Motrakdum's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Motrakdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Never feed bananas to voles while wearing red stockings.

3. Always obey Motrakdum's priests.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Never think about gravity.