Cumgambudlarg Getpontetti is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, kind badger.

Cumgambudlarg Getpontetti created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumgambudlarg Getpontetti, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cumgambudlarg Getpontetti, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cumgambudlarg Getpontetti's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cumgambudlarg Getpontetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.