Stigmapnurtbapfon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited lion.

Stigmapnurtbapfon created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Stigmapnurtbapfon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stigmapnurtbapfon, it will turn you into a duck.

Stigmapnurtbapfon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Stigmapnurtbapfon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Erect eight tin sculptures of Stigmapnurtbapfon on top of important buildings.