Vabbughim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, deceitful dolphin.

Vabbughim created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabbughim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vabbughim, he will curse you with boils.

Vabbughim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vabbughim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to horses while wearing white jumpers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.