Larpbenquart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair dryad.

Larpbenquart created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Larpbenquart, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larpbenquart, he will turn you into a tree.

Larpbenquart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Larpbenquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Larpbenquart loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Larpbenquart on top of all buildings.