Bimrullcet is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil jaguar.

Bimrullcet created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Bimrullcet, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bimrullcet, she will remove you from existence.

Bimrullcet's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bimrullcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about amino acids.