Fudbafpag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless faun.

Fudbafpag created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudbafpag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fudbafpag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fudbafpag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fudbafpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must pray to Fudbafpag three times a day.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.