Lanmutvonklogfomranrawtit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful rhinoceros.

Lanmutvonklogfomranrawtit created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanmutvonklogfomranrawtit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lanmutvonklogfomranrawtit, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Lanmutvonklogfomranrawtit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lanmutvonklogfomranrawtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always help squirrels.