Lathotfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, almighty centaur.

Lathotfly created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lathotfly, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lathotfly, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Lathotfly's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lathotfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must never eat garlic.