Gupyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, duplicitous finch.

Gupyatt created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupyatt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gupyatt, it will curse you with boils.

Gupyatt's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gupyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of pigs.

2. Put Gupyatt first in all things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not stand on grass.