Donvontabgup is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient rat.

Donvontabgup created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donvontabgup, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Donvontabgup, it will torture you forever.

Donvontabgup's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Donvontabgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan skirts.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not speak about wheat.