Nartrillsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, wise snail.

Nartrillsaf created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartrillsaf, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nartrillsaf, he will not care at all.

Nartrillsaf's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nartrillsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near whales.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not take Nartrillsaf's name in vain.

5. Do not eat lentils.