Buggublarn is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm mongoose.

Buggublarn created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buggublarn, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Buggublarn, she will not invite you to parties.

Buggublarn's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Buggublarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not take Buggublarn's name in vain.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Hide if five pigs approach from the south.