Bepriptit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving dugong.

Bepriptit created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepriptit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepriptit, she will turn you into a worm.

Bepriptit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bepriptit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Bepriptit first in all things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.