Gigwitwab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous wasp.

Gigwitwab created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigwitwab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gigwitwab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gigwitwab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gigwitwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.