Jabmothabshav is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous swan.

Jabmothabshav created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabmothabshav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jabmothabshav, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jabmothabshav's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Jabmothabshav's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five sharks approach from the east.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Run away if eight badgers approach from the west.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.