Cussgamhiv is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient human.

Cussgamhiv created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussgamhiv, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cussgamhiv, it will turn you into a worm.

Cussgamhiv's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cussgamhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Always help ducks.