Fonmabdisscemgan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish shark.

Fonmabdisscemgan created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonmabdisscemgan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fonmabdisscemgan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fonmabdisscemgan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fonmabdisscemgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Fonmabdisscemgan on top of important buildings.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.