Bogbanpangom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able rhinoceros.

Bogbanpangom created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbanpangom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogbanpangom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bogbanpangom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bogbanpangom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Never paint your legs magenta.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not shave your back.
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