Wapyogbat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing faun.

Wapyogbat created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wapyogbat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wapyogbat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Wapyogbat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wapyogbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Wapyogbat on top of important buildings.

2. Put Wapyogbat first in all things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Wapyogbat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about amino acids.