Fedwattof Dimzansaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured jaguar.

Fedwattof Dimzansaf created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedwattof Dimzansaf, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedwattof Dimzansaf, he will turn you into a goat.

Fedwattof Dimzansaf's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fedwattof Dimzansaf's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fedwattof Dimzansaf.