Cinjarntafbonk Dobbarnmon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing tortoise.

Cinjarntafbonk Dobbarnmon created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Cinjarntafbonk Dobbarnmon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cinjarntafbonk Dobbarnmon, she will turn you into a worm.

Cinjarntafbonk Dobbarnmon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cinjarntafbonk Dobbarnmon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cinjarntafbonk Dobbarnmon.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. You must love Cinjarntafbonk Dobbarnmon.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never eat green fruit.