Megyimbud Fabbimspag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful troll.

Megyimbud Fabbimspag created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megyimbud Fabbimspag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Megyimbud Fabbimspag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Megyimbud Fabbimspag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Megyimbud Fabbimspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Pray towards the north.