Figdaphom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic bat.

Figdaphom created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figdaphom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Figdaphom, it will curse you with boils.

Figdaphom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Figdaphom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not speak about apples.