Nibquagcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent chinchilla.

Nibquagcuss created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibquagcuss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nibquagcuss, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nibquagcuss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nibquagcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Nibquagcuss loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never look in ponds.