Wapwapsatmin Yamgephit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent coyote.

Wapwapsatmin Yamgephit created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapwapsatmin Yamgephit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wapwapsatmin Yamgephit, it will laugh at you.

Wapwapsatmin Yamgephit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wapwapsatmin Yamgephit's Holy Commandments

1. Wapwapsatmin Yamgephit loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Retreat if seven snails approach from the south.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Wapwapsatmin Yamgephit must be the most important thing in your life.