Wadgodwig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sapient crow.

Wadgodwig created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadgodwig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wadgodwig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wadgodwig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wadgodwig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Wadgodwig on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if six great tits approach from the east.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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