Teensterkem is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, sage
monkey.
Teensterkem created the solar system seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Teensterkem, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Teensterkem, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Teensterkem's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Teensterkem's Holy Commandments1. Teensterkem loves pigs, so they must be honoured.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always treat manatees with great respect.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Feed all hungry seals.