Betwipbep Ditgamtancedpiddud is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic horse.

Betwipbep Ditgamtancedpiddud created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betwipbep Ditgamtancedpiddud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Betwipbep Ditgamtancedpiddud, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Betwipbep Ditgamtancedpiddud's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Betwipbep Ditgamtancedpiddud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never paint your head white.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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