Rawzenpas is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, quiet parrot.

Rawzenpas created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawzenpas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rawzenpas, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rawzenpas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rawzenpas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Rawzenpas must be the most important thing in your life.