Dobvadsomrillarpcetveen is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating hydra.

Dobvadsomrillarpcetveen created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobvadsomrillarpcetveen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobvadsomrillarpcetveen, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dobvadsomrillarpcetveen's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dobvadsomrillarpcetveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dobvadsomrillarpcetveen on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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