Ponfebfon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast pigeon.

Ponfebfon created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponfebfon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ponfebfon, it will laugh at you.

Ponfebfon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ponfebfon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never laugh in the presence of snails.

5. Never think about moons.