Dapyimgab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, contented raven.

Dapyimgab created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapyimgab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dapyimgab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dapyimgab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dapyimgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Never eat bark.