Quartarmsag is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous
capybara.
Quartarmsag created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Quartarmsag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Quartarmsag, she will cry a lot.
Quartarmsag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Quartarmsag's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat cherries.
2. Never bounce in holy places.
3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.
4. Never eat oranges.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quartarmsag.