Dankadcedrak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient capybara.

Dankadcedrak created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dankadcedrak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dankadcedrak, he will turn you into a rat.

Dankadcedrak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dankadcedrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.