Dankadcedrak is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient
capybara.
Dankadcedrak created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dankadcedrak, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Dankadcedrak, he will turn you into a rat.
Dankadcedrak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Dankadcedrak's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.